Do I even have any face to begin with?

[He has face with his mom. That's cool. ....NO, HE DOES HAVE FRIENDS, IT'S JUST. ALSO A NEW THING.]

At least I didn't say I'd date both of us-- whoa!

[That sure is a cup shattering by his feet! Well, okay then.]

How about we split these last few up evenly? You're going to have to help, though, since I can't really hand half of them to you with my arms full.