I can use a knife, so let me do it! [ As a show of proof, she runs one of the potatoes under the faucet and then cuts it in half, cuts the halves in half, and tosses the quarters back into the colander with potatoes where they'll have to wash them a second time and also spend a lot longer boiling and mashing. Quarters are the best she can do without nearly slicing off her finger even though she could get a mem regain from it, so this'll do; they're cut and she's not cut, and this little amount of work done properly is enough to make her feel super proud of herself. ]

We can make Kurosaki Frech Fry Co. instead, and I'll hire you as my chief French frier! That way, you don't have to worry about paying for college, and we'll help each other out like that!